Sunday, April 29, 2007

About Miss Singapore

You might wonder why Miss Singapore cannot win Miss Universe..Here's why :


WHY SINGAPOREAN Girls CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE
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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has
always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary
level education or higher was because of the following incident which
occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,
Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple
questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting
with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN(Durian)!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges
to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they
decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems
with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU(Means..Err..Testis :X )!! The Judges fainted..!!!

P/S: This is just for laugh! Don't take it seriously!

Lin Hao at 9:52 PM